Racist email of the week

[LAKE]

Thanks, Uncle George!

Illegal Immigrants Poem


I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
See employment folk.

Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.

Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door."

Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!

By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.

Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'

They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks

They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!

Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.

Finally, American
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,

"Find more aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!

Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.

We have hobby --
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

American crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.

We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the American race.

If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in
Pakistan.

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[LAKE]

And another....

Subject: Pilots


A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain.
His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."

"No rike Chinese?" asks the copilot, "why not?"

"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"

"No, no," the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese."

"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all alike!"

There's a few minutes of silence.

"No rike Jews!" the co-pilot suddenly announces.

"Why not?" asks the captain.

"Jews sink Titanic."

"Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "It was an iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah... all same.

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[Emperor Napoleon]

Hahahahaha, I liked the 2nd one. First one is too true to be funny. Foreigners own so many quickie marts here and small motels because they get grants and loans from the government someone like one of us can't get. [img]mad.gif[/img]

[Sluggo]

So true, GL. Unfortunately. (sp?) [img]frown.gif[/img] [img]redface.gif[/img] [img]mad.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]

[jumper69]

You can't fault someone for knowing how to work the system.

Take your wrath out on the politicians who empower the illegals or welfare state to get over on the government.

Once that is done, THEN and only then, can we go out and kill them! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

[Emperor Napoleon]

It's bad enough to think of the billions of dollars spent in foreign aid programs akin to William Howard Taft's "Dollar Diplomacy" out of control, but to think of the aid and dollar incentives offered to foreigners and denied to US citizens right here in the US (who are PAYING for it) really makes my blood boil. Joseph Kennedy, JFK's father, hit the nail on the head when he categorized foreign aid as "money down a rat hole.." Didn't stop N Korea from developing nukes all it does is reinforce the notion that Americans are stupid with their money.

[jumper69]

Totally agree with you GL. These policies are one reason why America will be a third world country within the next 100 years.

IF it takes that long... [img]frown.gif[/img]

[Emperor Napoleon]

I have held this belief since I was in high school and still hold it: all foreign aid should be directly tied to some sort of return for our investment. Military bases, natural resources, or agricultural products. I am not opposed to helping a struggling country, not at all. But in so doing they should have to give something back so that the "aid" is actually helping them overcome their impoverishment and not going into the pockets of some dictator or elite. Foreign aid should be like a "loan" and not a gift. If we give aid and the country has, oh say oil resources, we should help them develop it while receiving a percentage of it until they can become self-sufficient. This business of giving billions of dollars to countries while not actually helping them overcome their poverty is like welfare on an international scale. With the same results. While helping a country overcome poverty and developing their industries creates additional trading partners and additional goods for consumers here.